Tomorrow Doesn't Know Me

Tomorrow Doesn't Know Me

pleatedjeans:

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Omg I know, I can never reach inside the washer! Grrrr!

pleatedjeans:

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Omg I know, I can never reach inside the washer! Grrrr!

You know you're a Penn & Teller fan when

mostengaging:

  • You’ve seen every Penn & Teller clip on Youtube at least 3 times.
  • You paint the ring fingernail of your left hand red.
  • And explain it means you killed a guy for asking personal questions
  • You can do at least one card trick because of them.
  • You happily accept everything Penn…

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

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You’ve never seen Muppet Treasure Island? SHAME ON YOU!

Mark Labbett (the smart guy from The Chase)

Seeking…

I am seeking a Nine for Rose or an OC. In turn, I can play Ten or Eleven for you, as an OC or canon. I want people who can post coherent paragraphs. Send me an ask or starter, or we can plot over skype or something. My heart is craving Nine/Rose so badly but right now, I’ll do almost anything.

fengwolf:

Am I the only one who actually loves the Ninth Doctor. I believe he isn’t loved enough. Whenever I ask someone, “Who’s your favorite Doctor?” the reply is almost always either Ten or Eleven. Never Nine. (This is only from the new Who, for I have not seen any Classic yet) I feel he should get more respect and love. Sure, he is not young or as hot as Ten or Eleven, but looks aren’t everything. He has a brilliant attitude, and to me, is like a father figure to Rose. He’s kind and just overall fantastic. Thank you Christopher Eccelston for playing an important part in the Doctor Who Timeline. 
If you feel the same, reblog.

fengwolf:

Am I the only one who actually loves the Ninth Doctor. I believe he isn’t loved enough. Whenever I ask someone, “Who’s your favorite Doctor?” the reply is almost always either Ten or Eleven. Never Nine. (This is only from the new Who, for I have not seen any Classic yet) I feel he should get more respect and love. Sure, he is not young or as hot as Ten or Eleven, but looks aren’t everything. He has a brilliant attitude, and to me, is like a father figure to Rose. He’s kind and just overall fantastic. Thank you Christopher Eccelston for playing an important part in the Doctor Who Timeline. 

If you feel the same, reblog.

pleatedjeans:

@markleggett

You know I’d be okay with Doctor Who having a week long (or whatever) marathon and replacing Top Gear for a few days but when BBC America doesn’t even include the Ninth Doctor’s episodes…I am beyond furious!! I love me some Top Gear and I thought I’d get to relive my favorite era with Nine (yes, I have the DVDs and Netflix but it’s on tv, ya can’t beat that) but NOOOOO it’s with Ten and Eleven and I’m pissed off. I am missing TG for NO GOO reason now! Why the flippity fuck would they ignore a great selection of episodes with sassy Nine making eyes at Rose, and she making them right back while we have a sexy Jack Harkness bounce around?! I just don’t get it. Give me my fucking TG back and go away DW. I do consider myself a Whovian but come on, I’ve had enough.

(And I dislike Clara and River and the last 1-2 seasons have been ick…)

I hope Twelve does well, I hope we get back to the first few seasons of New Who because making complicated plots never works out.

/rant