April232014
messyfandom:

the first and last dad joke

I’m so done. Just done.

messyfandom:

the first and last dad joke

I’m so done. Just done.

(via kuhriynuh)

7PM

Am I the only who thinks Top Gear shouldn’t have apologized for the “racist remark” in the Burma Special? I don’t think it was racist at all and it’s a bit subjective anyway. I dunno, I just find it a bit pointless. I know Jeremy has a big mouth but that’s part of his tv persona, even so, I don’t think it was intentionally racist. *shrugs*

5PM
topgearmag:

"No, no accidents in the last 5 years."

topgearmag:

"No, no accidents in the last 5 years."

(Source: monrobby)

April222014

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: 

image

Every fucking time. Why can’t she take it out when she leaves for work? I can’t be trusted with such responsibility!

(via totally-relatable)

6PM

4.22.14 - Secret on the Lips

My secret clung to my lips

and as you kissed me

it became yours.

And you realized that

I loved you.

4PM

orphanblack:

In which Rachel Duncan tells Paul #CloneClub to watch the Orphan Black Season 2 premiere, now available for free on BBCAmerica.comiTunes, and Amazon Prime Instant Video.

April212014

4.21.14 - Bloody Rebirth

The warmth of your blood

provides me more comfort

than you ever did.

You fell with a dull thud

and I knew I’d no longer be hurt

no longer would my hope be hid.

Your death is my rebirth.

I am more than you’re worth.

4AM

4.20.14 - Alien Sense

You hold me

but I cannot feel you.

You kiss me

but I cannot taste you.

You say you love me

but I cannot hear you.

You stand in front of me

but I cannot see you.

You dance with me

but I cannot smell you.

Why are we

a lifetime away?

Why are we

so alien to one another?

1AM
joeytrentacosta:

Guys! I found the eggs!!! But it’s like my mom didn’t even try this year

joeytrentacosta:

Guys! I found the eggs!!! But it’s like my mom didn’t even try this year

(via pleatedjeans)

April202014

Job Hunting

I looooove how my mom assumes getting a part time job was as easy back then as it is now. She doesn’t get that even for the tiniest of jobs, you somehow need a ton of experience. Applying to a shoe store? Nah man, you need shoe experience. Wanna be a busser? You gotta have a year’s worth of experience working in the food industry because bussing tables is really serious business. And fuck you, if you’re a full time college student like me who hasn’t had any jobs in her life because going after your education is always a bad choice. Does it matter that I can work whenever and for however long? No. Because clearly every job is so so so difficult and that you need to have learned it all at birth. And it’s not like my brother was home from Japan for the last two weeks and I’ve been busy with him? Oh wait, I have also applied to jobs in that time, mother. So when you get on my fucking case about applying for job, don’t judge me because every turns me away because I don’t have my degree yet/don’t have job experience. I am trying and having to hear your condescending tone is really not helping my confidence. Shout out to people who are 18-25 and are struggling to land jobs because people are jackasses! /rant

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